See this reification of metabolic syndrome!
No, I don't mean to boast my metabolic stomach here. I just want to say, "What's that?!" I've got something in my belly. I noticed is a few days ago and forgot about it. Today, I realized it again and touched it. It was hard, and I felt a clot under the skin ... and it broke, bleeding! Wwwwwhat's that, seriously?!